water puppy

plural - water puppies


Slang for the derogitory term "wetback".

Surprisingly invented by a late chicano doctor (Ph.D) from Arizona.

F@#king water puppies, check 'em out hanging around in front of the Home Depot!

by xicanomarine June 20, 2005

Puppy dog

When a guy has no experience with girls..sexually

My boyfriend is a puppy dog ...

by Andreawhaaaat June 3, 2011

Slush Puppy

The act of ejaculating large amounts of sperm in to a pillow case and mixing it with either red or blue food colouring. You must suck up as much of the Slush Puppy as possible through a straw before it leaks out of the pillow case and stains your bedsheets.

"Ah man my bedsheets are red again, Jack must have failed on his Slush Puppy".

by Slushy1 March 23, 2012

Puppy daddy

Think of baby daddy but scratch the baby and insert puppy!

John is now Audrey's puppy daddy

by Psued dude November 29, 2016

puppy pants

Pants that exist mostly or completely out of puppies. This kind of pantaloons is very hard to wear while working, but sitting in puppy pants can bring great happiness and inner peace.

Note: fur garments do not count, they have to be a bunch of live puppies
Note: 'puppy pants' are not to be confused with 'poopy pants', but the first might cause the second.

See also:
puppy hat
cat hat
cat feet ear warmers
cats in racks

1. I saw this lady on Cuteoverload today who was wearing puppy pants out on the street, she must be the happiest person in the world!

2. Screw your furcoat, I'm wearing puppy pants to the premiere!

by Nynke_ June 10, 2008

fuck the puppy

The far more graphic and less socially acceptable version of "screw the pooch"

Way to fuck the puppy on that project, Frank. Because of your shoddy work, we lost the contract!

by Canine Fornicator March 5, 2009

Puppy Fucking

The act of having sexual intercourse before entering high school.

Jermaine: When did you lose your virginity?

Colin: I was puppy fucking my girlfriend in 8th Grade.

by Jagesh Fastabop August 30, 2009