pumping the pig

When a NAVY SEAL works out lifting an excessive amount of heavy weights.

NAVY SEAL Hamster: Hey bro, I am hitting the gym.....
FRIEND: Right on, what will you be focusing on?
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Going to be pumping the pig brah......

by Stizzi December 11, 2015

beef pump

The pump from which the beef product is extruded from Taco Bell.

"Sorry the beef pump is out of order... how about chicken?"

by THE REGULAR WORD SMITHS November 24, 2017

Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.

Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....

by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012

pumping poop

Listening to music on the toilet

I was bored in the washroom so I started pumping poop

by Funions2 May 02, 2016

Pump Weasel

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.

Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

pumping gas

when you commit anal then pee in your partners asshole

Diana let me finish pumping gas into you!

by justicedrizz December 19, 2018

Lil pump

Lil pump is a stage name given to a "rapper" due to being caught backstage receiving pumps of male reproductive protein.
Alternatively, lil pump can be used to describe a person who engages in male homosexuality of 10 or more partners at once while pretending to be a musician.

Example 1: Lil pump just took 20 loads from some guys in the parking lot.

Example 2: That guy is a homo; a real lil pump.

Example 3: Lil pump pumps massive loads in his mouth like a water pump pumping out flood waters in the pump room. Pump pump pump it up!

by Kheetah272 March 21, 2020