Pube

Public servants

Where do you work? I'm a pube in the pubic service

by Apioh May 25, 2010

Anal Pube

A community of hairs living on the land of the anus.

George: I hear anal pubes are the new Paki's - they're dark, they like ass, and they smell like shit.

Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.

by erectism January 11, 2008

pubeloaf

humorous scrabble mistake --> bread that had been down someone's pants

eew! that looks like pubeloaf!

by rach6933 July 5, 2008

Pube-Hawk

A mo-hawk that is shaved into your pubes. Sometimes Pube-Hawks can be dyed various color and even gelled to be spiked up

Dude, did you know that the guitarist from Good Charlotte has a Pube-Hawk.

by Dbuck014 December 9, 2008

pube noob

An adolescent boy who is just getting his first signs of "hair down there", and thus acts like an obnoxious adult.

Guy 1: "Dude, he got so carried away trying to prove he was stronger than all of us that he sprained his freaking back."
Guy 2: "I know, huh. He totally acted like a pube noob."

Older brother: "God, my little brother thinks he's all hot shit since he's going through puberty."
Friend: "Looks like you've got a pube noob on your hands, bro."

by SATSCORE-5 November 11, 2009

pubesicle

when one is very upset with a current popsicle licker that goes to the bathroom, leaving the other person alone with their popsicle, and that person decides to rub the popsicle all over his/her pubic region.

linda: what the fuck!?

becky: whatever linda its not big deal, i gotta shit!

linda: *whispering* ill show you a fuckin' big deal *rubs popsicle around pubic region*

becky: *walks out while linda is in the act* what the fuck linda! you cant just make pubesicles for everyone you have a problem with!

linda: whos gonna stop me?!

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

Pube Hunting

The act of conducting a search for the longest single pube hair that is currently growing out of your body. Plucking said pube & showing off how long it is.

"So honey what are you doing down there?"

"Oh just pube hunting, check this one out!"

by Eric Turdworthington the III November 13, 2013