-the classic mall grab, making your board look like a petty accessory
-has worn supreme before skating
-wears spitfire, does not ride spitfire
-does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert
-lofi & bart Simpson
-stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme
-butt boards
-skates to impress girls or boys
-says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet"
-the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks
-no ollie marks
-collects vans does not skate them
-dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture
-rushed progression
-zumies
-has no footy
-eboy hair
-mongo
-commands you to kickflip
-can't even ollie
-rides/buys ripndip
-only knows Tony hawk and maybe nyjah
-vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap
-hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate
-wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher
-is a model
-beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen
-does not know who Rodney mullen is
-actually just a cruiser but won't say it
-takes photos and videos with their skateboard but never pictures or videos of them doing actual stuff on it besides maybe cruising down a street in the most boring aesthetically pleasing way
-can't put together a board
-has not seen him
-has worn supreme before skating
-wears spitfire, does not ride spitfire
-does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert
-lofi & bart Simpson
-stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme
-butt boards
-skates to impress girls or boys
-says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet"
-the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks
-no ollie marks
-collects vans does not skate them
-dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture
-rushed progression
-zumies
-has no footy
-eboy hair
-mongo
-commands you to kickflip
-can't even ollie
-rides/buys ripndip
-only knows Tony hawk and maybe nyjah
-vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap
-hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate
-wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher
-is a model
-beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen
-does not know who Rodney mullen is
-actually just a cruiser but won't say it
-takes photos and videos with their skateboard but never pictures or videos of them doing actual stuff on it besides maybe cruising down a street in the most boring aesthetically pleasing way
-can't put together a board
-has not seen him
Elissa: nice thrasher shirt, you skate too?
Finn: yeah, I can treflip
Elissa: nice, wanna play a game of skate?
Finn: ah I think I broke my ankle
Elissa: oh got a vid of it I can see?
Finn: no
Elissa: footy or it didn't happen haha
Finn: yeah sucks because I was so close to landing my first shuvit
Elissa: haha poser
Finn:I'm not a poser skater I don't mallgrab
Elissa: bruh go work on your tic tacs
Finn: yeah, I can treflip
Elissa: nice, wanna play a game of skate?
Finn: ah I think I broke my ankle
Elissa: oh got a vid of it I can see?
Finn: no
Elissa: footy or it didn't happen haha
Finn: yeah sucks because I was so close to landing my first shuvit
Elissa: haha poser
Finn:I'm not a poser skater I don't mallgrab
Elissa: bruh go work on your tic tacs
by FDflipperoo January 11, 2022
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From the verb "to post" and the colloquial "poseur."
From the verb "to post" and the colloquial "poseur."
by SassHat January 27, 2006
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Not really a word that can be defined. I mean, freaking come on, I can call anyone a poser. Emos say kids that don't 'Really have problems' aren't truly emo, when they don't have any effin problems themselves! (Honey, if you're buying all your clothes from Hot Topic, then you are well off.) The way you dress doesn't make you a person! How can you really be a poser with a bunch of made up definitions based on how people dress and what music they listen to? Seriously, grow the fuck up and leave this shit on myspace.
"lyk omg, she is such a poser!"
"No offense, I saw you wearing the same eyeliner yesterday, and you don't have anything to cry about..."
"No offense, I saw you wearing the same eyeliner yesterday, and you don't have anything to cry about..."
by Krea January 9, 2008
Get the poser mug.A deragatory term for a person who, in order to fit in, conforms to a popular trend contrary to their actual beliefs. Their overall presentation of themselves differs VERY much from who they actually are. the person most likely believes that their true interests would single them out. these people are sad things to see in society as most of them lack pure creativity and life because they have other people think for them.
by -The Girl January 20, 2008
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Ash "oreyt lads, u heard i bet you look good on the dancefloor? reyt tune that!"
Jim "yea! the Arctic Monkeys are OK"
Ash "The arctic who?"
All "OH DEAR! WHAT A FUCKING POSER!"
Jim "yea! the Arctic Monkeys are OK"
Ash "The arctic who?"
All "OH DEAR! WHAT A FUCKING POSER!"
by GREEN DAY DID NOT INVENT PUNK YOU STUPID BASTARD! October 5, 2006
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My cousin have a Verizon phone so he can' t get a Iphone so he uses his iPod touch in public places with Wi-Fi as if it is a iPhone. He is such a iPhone Poser
by Luke1975 September 26, 2009
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