pineapple hairs

The stem of a pineapple that looks like a weed.

Hey bro! Did you hear were calling pineapple stems pineapple hairs now

by Cora :) June 16, 2020

Purple Pineapples

When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.

Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.

by Zon157 May 21, 2020

Pineapple Threesome

A threesome, where the male has pineapple rings around their penises fucking vaginally or anally, in order for pineapple juices to go everywhere and squirt inside everyone's crevasses

Jenny said she is so in for the pineapple threesome tonight!

by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017

Pineapple Hairs

The top of Spongebob SquarePants' house, said by Anix in his video about recreating the Bikini Bottom in Bloxburg.

Those are some tall pineapple hairs!

by Despah June 16, 2020

Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.

You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.

by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018

Pineapple Hair

A synonym to the term Pineapple Crown, used in the spongebob video made by Anix. Yes, this is also a word.

Did you chop off the Pineapple Hair dear?

by KuuRi June 16, 2020

Chinese Pineapple

The act of killing a party member because it annoys the DM

Jakobi! Why'd you chinese pineapple Cayde?!
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-

by notPhoenix___ November 2, 2023