Penile germ

1) Any sort of STD.

2) An infection of the penis

3) a reference to a very small penis

1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ

by mabolzichjjl September 29, 2010

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pedletts

Pedletts means to peddle and it also is something you say to a creepy pedo person.

when you see someone riding a bike you yell "Go Pedletts"

by nidog November 22, 2011

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(verb) The act of feigning expertise on a subject in order to belittle others or show superiority.

(noun) one who believes them selves to be any expert on a subject with out have to knowledge to be considered an expert.

So I was at the gym the other day and this guy came up and tried to instruct me on proper nutrition for weight gain. I wasn't going to let him pandle me. He couldn't have weighed more than 140lbs.

by Brad Pit May 15, 2012

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penile decrepitude

Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.

Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...

No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.

by word jockey September 8, 2013

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penile distraction

when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.

while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.

by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014

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