Pencil Grinder

a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".

KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!

Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.

by kiidtyphoon January 9, 2011

Pencil pusher

Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.

A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.

by Pam the Pusher November 3, 2022

Pencil God

Someone who has a non existent sex life other than there hand or fingers but is good in school :)

Jaidyn is a Pencil God.

by ThePencilGod June 28, 2018

crazy pencil lady

1. a gal who has a lot of dead pencils in her backpack
2. cherlene

she is one crazy pencil lady

by compositionbook333 September 5, 2018

Pencil Muncher

The retard/s in school who’s occupation are munching or gnawing on pencils (usually the erasers), leaving an almost unusable finished product

Person 1: Hey *person 2*, can I get a pencil

Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*

Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.

by PootSniffer March 11, 2023

romanian pencil technique

The process of pulling the females pants and (or) leggings and take the end of a pencil where the eraser is and slowly rubbing it on the thigh/vaginal area

“During art class I saw a boy giving the Romanian pencil technique to one of the thots when the teacher wasn't looking!”

by lilqdawwgg February 20, 2020

Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023