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peanut butter cup cock

A sex act where a woman (or man) eats a peanut butter cup right before performing pre coital fellatio on their sexual partner who is allergic to peanuts. This causes the mans member to swell to godly proportions he then inserts his grotesquely swollen Johnson into the woman's vagina or anus (or mans anus) causing other worldly pleasure for the woman (or man).
yooo girl your boys allergic to peanuts you gotta try some of that peanut butter cup cock !
by flamingo cave November 1, 2018
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When you pee and nut in her butt then clap her cheeks and her husband gets jelly.
"You know my tinder date last night?"
"Yeah?"
"I made her a peanut butter jelly sandwich"
"Noice"
by Tffkfgkiv November 25, 2019
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When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.
Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.
by Frostitute February 27, 2015
mugGet the Canine Peanut Butter Surprisemug.
When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.
When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.
by Dj ryde March 1, 2020
mugGet the hot peanut butter Chardonnaymug.

Peanut butter cream pie

While having anal, the girl shits diarrhea and you come at the same time, creating peanut butter cream pie.
I was fucking Angela in her ass and all of the sudden we made peanut butter cream pie, it was beautiful.
by Wildo Rater April 7, 2021
mugGet the Peanut butter cream piemug.

Second hand peanut butter

When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time
My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty
by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

A song that originated by Buckwheat Boyz.

It's first major hype came from a crappy animation someone made of a dancing banana (which is totally irrelevant to peanut butter and jelly, unless you put banana's on your peanut butter and jelly).

It became so popular Family Guy had Brian come in with a banana suit on singing the song to Peter, which also became really popular.

The song became such a hype that even local Pittsburgh radio stations and surrounding radio stations even started playing it every 15 minutes.

Now it's an overused song and animation that is seldom seen, unless you find one person on a board or site that has the stupid animation as an avatar.

Seriously people, this song is no longer funny, stop playing it, it was about 5 years ago, it's time to move on.
Noob: It's peanut butter jelly time! (Posts dancing banana animation.)

Me: NO! It's NOT peanut butter jelly time. The early 2000's called, they want their crappy song back.
by Da Milkman June 24, 2009
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