Panty Hamster

An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."

1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.

2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.

by fencecat42 September 5, 2008

pantry bunny

n. a large yet sexy woman

That pantry bunny I met at the buffet sure looked good in those apple bottoms.

by ghettodoctor October 1, 2009

Pantyjoy

The joy one derives from seeing, feeling or thinking about distinctly female undergarments.

I was escorted from the Victoria's Secret store when my sheer pantyjoy caused me to dive into the "two for ten dollars" display.

by Klimavious July 7, 2010

pantyz

1a winning word in a game of made up scrabble.
2. a woman's underwear. teehee

pantyz. yo that's 40 points.

by danjae July 19, 2010

Pantry Roulette

Opening the pantry or food cabinet & randomly pulling cans of food out & making a meal out of whatever you got, even if they don't go together.

Dad put corn & refried beans in the soup, I guess he played Pantry Roulette for dinner.

by Hal O. Ween June 2, 2011

panty dragon

Panty dragon is slang for vagina. Some men like to think of their sexual exploits like a conquest. A conquest to slay as many panty dragons as they can before being taken captive by one for the rest of their miserable, married lives. The more panty dragons slayed, the greater the legend that is the man slaying. Some panty dragons hear tale of such men and go in search of this worthy opponent... most of them end up in porn.

"I'm looking to slay some panty dragons tonight, get the jager."

"The panty dragon on that one has a lip ring!"

by DieselJesus December 1, 2011

Panty Welt

The indentation your undies leave around your waist when your tightie whities have been on for an extended time and are too tight to begin

Damn, my boxers left a panty welt that won't be going away until the next presidential election

by dj va jay jay October 6, 2015