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playing baseball

1.When one plays "baseball" they are talking about how far you got to sex. Getting to first base meaning you just madeout with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Getting to second base is basically strip making out, or making out naked,as well as handjobs and finger. Geting to third base is head (blowjobs) and eating. Hitting a homerun is having sex.
Guy 1- "Dude, I hear you were playing baseball with Jane last night?"
Guy 2- "Yeah man! 3rd base man!"
Guy 1- "Damn man, you almost hit a homer?"
Guy 2- "Almost..."
by Renaissance December 4, 2005
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play the board

In Texas Hold'em, using the five community cards on the board as your best hand, disregarding your hole cards.
If the community cards are all hearts and nobody has one in their hands, everyone plays the board and splits the pot.
by Coell May 14, 2005
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Playing Frogger

Crossing a busy street. Named after the video game Frogger, where you play a frog attempting to do such.
Trying to cross the boulevard, playing Frogger with my life.
by Ganondox October 25, 2022
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Playing the Shitar

In anticipation of a rather lengthy shit, one brings their guitar into the bathroom to pass the time.
I always play better when I'm playing the shitar
by nygiantsphan May 1, 2010
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playing operation

When a male has sex with an extremely loose female, both partners agree to play a game. The man attempts to insert his penis into the woman's vagina without touching any walls. If his penis does touch the wall, she screams and he loses.
That girl was so loose, it was like playing operation!
by Wee Bobos February 28, 2010
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play pirate

pick up line used on woman or men(i don't judge).
"wanna play pirate" "whats that" "we go under the sheets and find the booty"
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play date

A play date or playdate is an arranged appointment ostensibly for children to get together for a few hours to play.

However, the underlying reason is keep the kids busy so that parents can score some action with each other.
While I was at the playground with my son, I scheduled a play date with that hot milf.

So while the kids were downstairs watching Sponge Bob, I was upstairs helping Mommy get some needed stress release!
by ud-spieler September 14, 2010
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