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Lawn Diving

To be so wasted that you run out the back door and just dive and slide on your chest on the grass.
John and I got drunk and then did some lawn diving because we were bored.
by Chavo January 15, 2008
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Lawn Darts

Hand rolled cigarettes with keif sprinkled in with the tobacco
"Yeah man, I'm just chillin', smokin' some lawn darts, Y'know"
by phukkinInthebushes April 23, 2021
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Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming
"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"
by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018
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lawn wreck

A vehicle that has been parked because of mechanical problems, and degraded to the point of not being worth repairing for use as transportation.
Will you please get a job, and send that lawn wrecked 84 Camaro to the junkyard where it belongs.
by Pinkerton1 August 31, 2007
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Pacman the lawn

The act of lifting and lowering a push mower over too high of grass. Usually takes about one full or two days. It resembles the way Pacman opens and closes his mouth in the game.
Damn it, I let my lawn get too high. I am not looking forward to Pacman the lawn today.

I got sunburned Pacman-ing the lawn
by Cloudstrider14 April 20, 2011
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Lawn job

When some trim a man pubic hair and then proceeds to blow them.
Dude I’m going to my buddy’s house to give him a lawn job.
by Spacecadet May 17, 2019
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American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn
Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower
by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021
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