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cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.
If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.
by Partsdriver July 19, 2022
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Lawn Darts

Hand rolled cigarettes with keif sprinkled in with the tobacco
"Yeah man, I'm just chillin', smokin' some lawn darts, Y'know"
by phukkinInthebushes April 23, 2021
mugGet the Lawn Dartsmug.

lawn sign land mine

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.
I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!
by viJilance December 2, 2015
mugGet the lawn sign land minemug.

Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman
I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you
by We love human shit September 5, 2023
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Mow the lawn

Sleep with a milf. Often times a result of mowing the lawn in front of her.
Did you see Mrs. Johnson the other day? She was looking so fine!

See her? I mow the lawn with her
by Jnasty60 November 29, 2019
mugGet the Mow the lawnmug.

Lawn Diving

To be so wasted that you run out the back door and just dive and slide on your chest on the grass.
John and I got drunk and then did some lawn diving because we were bored.
by Chavo January 15, 2008
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Lawn Whore

A married female that is so terribly unhappy with her home life so she spends a fucking crazy amount of time in the garden fingering herself through a hole in her pocket.
"Look at out there at you Lawn Whore of a mum. I'll shove her."
mugGet the Lawn Whoremug.

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