Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

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jarring

Miss Lawden is the definition of jarring

-loicia

bruh she just is shes a jarring twat

by louuu_68 June 28, 2021

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A person who eats way too many cheezits and does nothing put play xbox and watch gay porn. He is very big but manages to let people talk down on him and thats why he like that. He only wears one hoodie that makes him have so called style

I found a jarred legare eating cheezits while watching his friend bang a hamster.

by Jack BitchASSHE April 5, 2019

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Pickle jar

A Jar full of female pleasurable succulent pickles

The Pickle jar is a way to pleasure women or enjoy with your tuna sandwich from Panera

by Randomonium February 26, 2022

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Jar-Jar Binky Kink

The Jar-Jar Binky Kink is a kink people would prefer regardless of being a Star-wars fan or not. The kink goes as simply being pressed against the wall by Jar-Jar Binks. As you're pressed against the wall, you're then choked the same way he has a frog's cock in his mouth as he makes sweet sweet love with you, you faggot nigger.

For a person to be cucked in a way that their significant other gets cucked by the Jar-Jar Binky Kink. The cuckled nigger automatically becomes a Niggasaurus-Rex.

Tobey: "Bro my girl cheated on me because turns out she was into the Jar-Jar Binky Kink as she liked getting pressed against the wall."

Harold: "Damn bitch really love that frog cock. Not only that, you're one fucking black niggering Niggasaurus-Rex."

by Lil Niggasaurus-Rex November 20, 2023

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