plate job

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female,as in "Licking the plate clean"

He performed a "plate job" on his girlfriend and in return she performed "head" for him.

by Denis Allen November 20, 2016

Glass Pie Plate

When you have a person hold a glass pie plate over their face and you take a shit into it.

"That girl would not let me leave the party until I gave her a glass pie plate"

by J-Bills March 12, 2008

portuguese hot plate

The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose and runny.

Jenny is so down-to-earth, she let me give her a portuguese hot plate last night.

by Rick44554444 April 23, 2008

Hot Plate Special

Noun. N. After you sit down on a toilet seat, you immediately discover it's warm from the previous sitter.

Verb. v. The act of receiving a Hot Plate Special.

Noun. I sat down to shit and was unpleasantly shocked with a Hot Plate Special.

Verb. Fuck Bro, I was Hot Plated during my morning glory.

by PEN30 2x the size January 13, 2015

Amish license plate

An orange triangular sign used to indicate that the user might be Amish

Do you need an Amish license plate on that gulf cart

by Wreck it wrelph December 06, 2022

Full Plate Jimmy Hat

Plate armour for your penis to offer protection often used in a high risk high reward scenario

Oh dear, I'm about to fight this monster and I have an erection. I best wear my full plate jimmy hat

by Kaiser William III November 26, 2018

dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022