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Nuked

by VirtualNuke February 11, 2021
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Nuke

A large highly explosive bomb that explodes on impact leaving radiation
Kim Jong un:Send nukes

Nudes*

My bad

Emergency warning: Bomb threat detected in Hawaii seek Immediate cover this is not a drill
by Ahh, Yall got some trash? January 31, 2018
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Shamp-nuke

The act of drenching one's hair in shampoo.
My hair was so dirty, I had to shamp-nuke it.
by DreamingPichu June 2, 2020
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anal drug nuke

The victim shoves every item considered to be a "drug" in their house into a condom. They then add a firecracker to the condom, and add a fuse sticking out of it. The condom is then inserted into their anus and the fuse is to be set a blaze. The goal is to absorb the drugs directly into the bloodstream.
Josh: "Dude, why do you look so fucked right now?"

David: "Bro, I just did an anal drug nuke. Im so fucked."
by galaxydick December 7, 2025
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Danny Nukes

He is the sexiest baseball player you've ever seen. He hits baseballs like a mofo. He gets too many bitches he can't handle the hordes of females following him. Massive cock too.
Damn bro Danny Nukes has such a Big Cock.
by akslaj;flkj May 23, 2022
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hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.
"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"
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Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.
"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"
by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013
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