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Emergency warning: Bomb threat detected in Hawaii seek Immediate cover this is not a drill
by Ahh, Yall got some trash? January 31, 2018
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Get the Shamp-nuke mug.The victim shoves every item considered to be a "drug" in their house into a condom. They then add a firecracker to the condom, and add a fuse sticking out of it. The condom is then inserted into their anus and the fuse is to be set a blaze. The goal is to absorb the drugs directly into the bloodstream.
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David: "Bro, I just did an anal drug nuke. Im so fucked."
David: "Bro, I just did an anal drug nuke. Im so fucked."
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Get the hands up don't nuke mug.That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.
"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"
by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013
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