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Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.
"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"
by Tobicat August 18, 2017
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straight banksin

to sit back, do nothing, relax, or "skate" as you will. also means to mess something up, forget to do something.
GUY 1: yo son, did u remember to plug that cord into the wall?
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin

GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin
by bdray July 16, 2009
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straight to the dugout

a term used to describe when you go straight for anal sex on the first date without first a kiss, fondling, etc
"She pissed me off so much on our first date I decided to skip first base, second base, third, and home for that matter and went straight to the dugout"
by nutjobfaroo November 29, 2013
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Straight Grizzly

Grizzly is most commonly used to describe something as being badass or really rad.
But down here we use it as another word for ratchet - or a nasty hoe
"Damn look at that ratchet ass bitch"
"yo, that girl is straight grizzly!"

OR

"Like my awesome bear coat?"
"Fuck yeah i do! Lookin straight grizzly"
by whyintheworld November 3, 2012
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Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.
I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl
by mickdoodlesby August 19, 2016
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Straight Brag

A cousin of the humble brag, the straight brag is shameless self promotion without regard to modesty or self humility. It is undeserved self praise, instantly recognized by friends and coworkers as a self coping mechanism designed to mask serious issues of self confidence.
April: "hey, how did it go over there today?"

Jenna: "I ruled, and they all loved me."

April: "God. You don't have to Straight Brag. Again."
by BossMan916 December 14, 2012
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Straight Rarded

The act of an individual or group portraying extreme stupidity in a situation that doesn't call for it.
"Did you see John trying to fight that cop last night? That guy is straight rarded."
by LSGOE March 31, 2019
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