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Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.
Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012
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Marking Date

When two homosexual men pee outside in the same spot, usually in a public setting while nobody else around, on the same wall, tree, lightpost, ect. akin to how dogs mark their territory.
Bro 1: Hehe y'know bro, it's like we're on a marking date.

Bro 2: A marking date?
Bro 1: Like, you know bro... Like we're marking our territory together.
Bro2: ...Bro...
by Len447 November 22, 2022
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club dating

When you are 100% exclusive with someone else only when you go out to party/club/drink. But when you aren’t partying, you never communicate with that person as if they don’t exist.
Did you hear that they were club dating? They never talk when they aren’t drunk!
by Julian The Gamer October 14, 2022
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toy dating

when two people are ACTUALLY dating, but neither can come to terms with it.
ie fb status update 'at Restaurant, with Girl'

Girl comments 'is this a date?'

friend responds 'You two are toy dating. Just accept it.'
by whosthat December 30, 2011
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Guilt-Dating

Guilt dating is when someone is asked out and they feel pressured to say yes. They often feel if they reject someone that they are being mean. This often ends up in one sided relationships and broken hearts
She is totally guilt-dating him there is no way she likes him back
by Fyare48 March 4, 2019
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Self date

It is when one goes out by themselves

to have some time to think, relax or do stupid shit. This is typically done when one does not feel like themselves or just after a stressful period in their life.
Usually one would splurge on themselves

by going to an expensive cafe or indulge in retail theraphy. But the more claming, scenic and less expensive option is to go

to a park with a book or a journal.

warning: might be boring ngl should have

slight ability to entertain oneself HAHAH
J: Oh damn you ate out alone?
A: yea i went on a self date
J: woww my social anxiety and i could never
by Yesh bby November 21, 2020
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Ninten-date

When two or more people make plans to play Nintendo 64 together
Dude wanna come over for a ninten-date later ?
by Fernandes14 September 11, 2013
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