homo textual

a guy who text like a girl. frequently uses the slang like OMG, LOL, WTF in a text. girls find this unattractive and unmanly.

it also can be used to describe a guy who shortens words like, wat, dis, and dat. this is found to be anoying and lazy among girl.

I cant text nick for too long because he is so homo textual its sad

by noelle miller January 24, 2009

Homo Sapien

Ah, yes. The homo sapien. A species nobody really understands. They have no certain location, for they spread out all around planet Earth. The are not furry, but have hair on certain parts of their body. Some have light skin and others have darker skin. Their hair can be different colors too. No two Homo sapiens look the same; unless they are a genetic mutation. They think they are smart. They have some tatcis, perform weird rituals, and are fasinated with themselves. Some are lonely, but most Homo sapiens form groups. When they become older they separate from they’re original group known as a family, and create their own family. Another form of group is a group called a “friend.” Most hate the homosapien species because of their destructive tendencies. They create things that pollute their planet and they are a huge predator to most animals. We are working on a way to get this ugly kind out of Earth.

A Homo Sapien is dangerous

by This Chihuahua Hero May 9, 2018

no homo howell

When Daniel Howell refuses to admit he's gay.

Person 1: Hey do u know Dan Howell?
Person 2: Yeah. He says he's "No Homo Howell" but we all know that's not true.

by Heythereasshole July 10, 2017

Homos Dozen

When a car is filled full of guys to its passenger limit.

EX 1:

Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine

Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homos dozen if we take just 1.

EX 2:

Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homos dozen

Steele: What a bunch of tools.

by Avoca1 July 19, 2010

Homo-Harakiri

To sacrifice ones own sexuality in order to insult another's.

Friend 1: You're so gay.
Friend 2: I may be gay but u wanna fuck me, so shut up.
Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!

by Bergham J. June 28, 2014

No homo may

No homo may is basically every May you can do really gay shit, but you can Just say no homo may and it’s all good vro

“Hey bro can I suck on them fingers.” “nah man wtf!” “Chillax it’s no homo may”

by Kousuke May 2, 2019

Spicy homo

Spicy homo is referred to a homosexual who is spicy.

Omg, Xikan and Xinchun are spicy hets? I think not, they’re spicy homos.

by Spicy homo November 8, 2020