Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.

Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!

by Don't click this January 11, 2024

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Nintendo 64

1. Noun. A Nintendo 64 is a great device and holds lots of memories of a person, like many other consoles.

2. Adverb. This definition originates from a song called Nintendo 64 by Alex G, where he receives a Nintendo 64 from his brother who killed himself

1. Hey, bro do you want to play on my Nintendo 64 and hang out?

2. I'm gonna commit a Nintendo 64 tonight

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Nintendo

Used to refer to an entity that is so bad, no other words can come close to describing its level of terribleness.

Originated from the failing LTD company "Nintendo".

Praul: "Why does this JPEG look somehow worse than every other image I've ever seen?"

Tally: "Not sure. I'm pretty sure whoever made it was trying to pull a Nintendo."

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Nintendo Wii U

The Nintendo Wii U is an eighth generation video game console designed and marketed by Nintendo Co. Ltd released in November in North America, and PAL regions, and released in December in Japan. The console was made to be a successor to popular Nintendo Wii which had sold 101 million units, however thanks to poor marketing, a confusing name which lead consumers to believe it was a new controller for the Wii, and poor third party support the Wii U was left in the dust by Sony's PS4, and even Microsofts poorly marketed Xbox one. By the end of its lifespan the Wii U had only sold 13 million units globally, and was considered a commercial flop by Nintendo. Former President of Nintendo of America Reggie Fils-Aime stated that despite its poor sales the Wii U would be remembered fondly by fans like the similarly poor performing Nintendo Gamecube, and he considered it a necessary step for the success of Nintendo's next major console, the Nintendo Switch.

"The Nintendo Wii U introduced an all new Gamepad controller with a touchscreen, and motion controls which allowed for asymmetrical multiplayer."

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 21, 2024

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