Wet Nelson

Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.

I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier

by SavageSara February 22, 2021

Nelson

A short person who incessantly brags to young children about his height in order to impress them and boost his own self esteem due to his underlying lack of confidence.

God dammit, I hate it when that stupid Nelson starts bragging to toddlers about being 5'8, when the kid's fucking 5'3.

by Mrs beast February 24, 2020

Nelson

Universal term for someone who is a messer of the highest order.

Got a head gasket gone again ! Fuck of Nelson you messer

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.

Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.

by mikethememegod April 22, 2024

Nelson Jorge

Literally "urban dictionary". Known in other circles as GOOGLE (Mr. Google).

The akashik records himself in the flesh.

Man with a demon arm with the skill of titans and God's

Kakarot's big homie

Nelson jorge.

by Lonewolf253rd May 1, 2022

Nelson Street

A place you do NOT want to be at no PART during the day/night. If you go on Nelson Street you might as well text your parents "Sorry for dying before you". Nelson Street is the REAL LIFE WARZONE.

Lars: Where did Gage go?
Harley: I think he took the shortcut down Nelson Street.
Lars: Shit, I wonder what casket we are going to get him.

by ReidOnNelsonStreet December 11, 2021

Nelson Tzeng

Nelson Tzeng ’s usually a Taiwanese boy. Nelson is such a baby, but he is someone thats so good in bed. So good that the girls will always think of him when they are sitting on a bed, sleeping on a bed or even when they are near a bed. Nelson has cute eyebrows and a huge smile what will blow you away. He’s a great swimmer with a beautiful body making everyone in the pool wet af. If u see a nelson in the wild, catch it like a pokemon. You will never regret it.

You are such a Nelson Tzeng.
Since you are a Nelson Tzeng, you must be good in bed.

by Butterflycche November 21, 2021