Oil Nap

To consume enough hash oil to become very sleepy and have to find the closest, softest thing.

Moz: "I'll be over in a few hours, just gunna have a oil nap"
Andy: "We do those oil naps"

by dm8828 December 18, 2010

nip nap

The act of taking a nap while resting your head on the bounteous bosoms of your girlfriend, wife, chick you met in line at the bank, etc., occasionally awakening to suck on those lovely nipples while murmuring "Mama." Usually post-coital, but need not be.

Trevor: Holy shit! Did you see the tits on that dame?

Steve: Man, I could use a nip nap.

Both: Mama!

by SizzT June 15, 2009

Disco Nap

Any nap that is followed by raucous mayhem, dancing and illicit activities.

Its ok to take a disco nap at 10am, as long as the party starts at 11!

by blackcatalyst February 4, 2010

Lap Nap

When a girl performs such great oral sex on a guy, that it relaxes the guy so much he takes a nap, while her head is still in his lap.

That girl gave me a lap dance at the bar. Then I took her home and she gave me a lap nap.

by mryan007 October 20, 2011

Flap nap

When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.

Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?

by Capitan Rastrero April 14, 2016

Procrasto-nap

A procrasto-nap is a mid-day snooze when there are many other things you know you should be doing. The best procrasto-naps are done while it's rainy and cold.

I should be doing my homework but I'm going to take a procrasto-nap instead.

by Brookie Bombshell November 6, 2012

bush nap

a very short and concentrated nap in a random, most likely obscure, location.

What are you doing in that shrub man?

Just taking a bush nap, bro. Chiefing mad cigs.

by SigmaChay November 21, 2010