Nathan 

This guy is the most amazing person in the universe according to himself. His ego makes his head look small *cough* compensating *cough*. He’s academically amazingly shit and athletically a potatoe. He’s always on the pull and has a thing for the chunky birds as they’re the easiest but thinks he’s a total player. He’s easily the most offended person on the planet, he makes a feminist look like a resilient brick wall. He sits permanently in the shadow of his best friend.

Guy1: Hey Nathan you’re so easily offended

Nathan: omfg I can’t f***** believe you have the audacity to even open you bloody mouth near me I am not easily offended, you’re the one that’s easily offended and I’m not even gay!

Nathan by Jesus CVII March 25, 2018

Nathan 

A guy with a soft caring heart, all girls love him to death and he has a soft spot for animals

Nathan:" Awwww look at the cute kitty"

Nathan by TheKittyLover101 July 13, 2018

Nathan 

A guy who has a small penis (but he says that he doesn’t) and will dump you for no reason. He’s also tall and fat. He also thinks he has style but doesn’t.

"Omg! Are you friends with Nathan?"
"Yeah, what’s wrong with that?"
"Ew! Who’s friends with that dude?"

Nathan by idioticals August 21, 2018

Nathan 

Nathan is a pussy cunt who doesn’t know math and he is the worst friend ever

Nathan is a bitch

Nathan by Gunderbum June 25, 2019

Nathan 

A gay whore

You: is your name Nathan

Nathan: I’m gay

Nathan by Jsisgshshsscshsgsgsyshsvssh November 21, 2019

Nathan 

A mutha fucker no one likes but pretends to like to spare his feelings,weak,slow,annoying,mean,fucka

Dude1- ah fuck Nathan no one likes home

Dude2- yeah your right he's a real bitch
Nate- niggers *slowly runs *
Dude1- should we run
Dude2- no we can slowly walk

Nathan by Rob obit March 3, 2017

Nathan 

Bully, mean to anyone who won't be friends with him, buys his friends because he is a low life looser and stuck up rich kid. He buys his grades and is not nice not even to his friends they just stay with him cause they don't want to bullied. 5 words to describe him dick assholl fuckn bitch jackass and a selfish piece of shit. A guy you will hope to never meet.

Nathan thinking : hey there's a girl who looks defenseless I'm gonna bully her to make me feel better

Nathan: hey you! Your a big tub of lard!

Girl: why won't you ever leave me alone.

Nathan: I wanna make you feel bad and I succeded

Girl thinks :god Noone stands up to him just because he's rich and buys there friendship

Nathan by Awesome girls August 16, 2012