Mouth Slam 

- Verb/Noun

1. Sucking someone's genitalia with fury or great force

2. Sometimes is used as harsh or devastating criticism of unpleasuable and often painful oral sex

3. Often used used to describe someone as "kissing ass" usually in a blatented or self-degrading way

Tom: Bobbi gave me head last night and it was a real mouth slam

John: Ya man, I was drunk one night and she mouth slammed me till she drew blood
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Tom: Did you hear BK in English 101

John: Yah, she was mouth slamming that Professor all class; even he was getting tired of her banter

Mouth Slam by Never Without Prevarication August 20, 2009

mouth labes 

In short, a person's lips. Used specifically for someone with saggy, overly moist lips.

Effing that whore's mouth labes was almost ike sex with Oprah.

mouth labes by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009

Mouth Barter

performing oral sex as the payment for goods and/or services

The girl mouth bartered her way into getting a good grade.

Mouth Barter by AFT Rules June 22, 2011

mouth plow

when you get hit in the face so hard that it knocks you back a couple feet.

guy: so i heard you got into a fight last night
friend: yeah, i gave this guy the worst mouth plow ever! it was hilarious.

mouth plow by zxcmega July 17, 2011

Mouth Texter 

Like a Hand Talker, this is a person that insists on using there mouth to either spell or speak as they text on their phone. Some speak out loud while some simply mouth the words or letters in an overly exaggerated fashion (usually caused by their slow texting skills).

My wife is such a Mouth Texter, she just got her new iPhone and spends all day Mouth Texting as she sends all her sisters texts about her new apps.

OMG, this guy in Math class next to me is a Mouth Texter and I swear I heard him text that he was going to ask you to Prom!

Mouth Texter by KIA_Ostee October 21, 2011

Mouth to shoe 

When a man gets sucked off in a field and jizzes that much that a bit drips out the givers mouth and stains there shoe!

After a night out quick head giving relating in full mouth and leaking into shoe.

Mouth to shoe

Mouth to shoe by Oooooosh October 27, 2012

mouth jerk 

In the Nordic highlands, it was widely though to be rude when prince's of lords would pick their teeth with their fingers in a jerking motion, while speaking ill of their house.

This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's

When your son is mouthing off, when he should be zipin' the lip. He's being a mouth jerk

mouth jerk by Laythem December 13, 2012