morning wood 

When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.

morning wood by ytfk dot com November 16, 2004

mornington peninsula 

A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'

Jono - Hey man what are you doing today?
Cookie - Just chilling down the mornington peninsula.

mornington peninsula by Cook!e February 26, 2008

morningness 

A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, unwillingness to talk, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.

"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."

morningness by dragon1037 October 19, 2008

Morning Make-out 

A hook-up session in the a.m., following a drunken encounter the night before. Things have the potential to be somewhat serious, because is a sober act and not run on drunken hormones.

Girl #1: I think he really likes me. We bomo-ed last night, but after waking up we did the morning make-out!

Girl #2: Wow, this could actually lead to a real relationship!

Morning Make-out by AznPrincess July 12, 2009

Morning Iron

Just like morning wood, but this type is hard like iron. Also its not that easy to get rid of.

"Man I got morning iron like a mother fucker. Well its time to rub one out"

"Fuck the hammer, I got something better than that (pulls out cock)"

Morning Iron by Elgin's finest September 3, 2011

moonling 

an incredibly cute girl who you can’t help initially being infatuated with, you possibly are secretly in love with her but so are all your friends, that said disclosing any feelings for her only pushes her away and so you would rather just be friends with her and have her in your life than to try tell her how you feel only for her to push you away. if circumstances and timing had been different you believe you could have be perfect for each other.

I secretly fell in love with this girl the very first time I met her, though all my friends were pursuing her and so I decided to wait for a chance to make a move but that chance never camce and instead we ended up getting to know each other and just becoming friends- she will forever be my moonling.

moonling by big moonling January 20, 2012

Morning Congestion 

A fake term created by famous American douchebag Dre Drexler. It is non-existent even though he apparently has a spray that gets rid of it.

This spray gets rid of my shitty morning congestion.

Morning Congestion by Featuring Young Ceo October 12, 2019