Mormon Party

A party which is considered normal until one person invites many unknown friends, who show up unbeknownst to the host, and were not invited either for a reason or shouldn't have been invited in the first place.

Dammit, David just made our pre-game party into a Mormon Party! Next time we drink at his place... upper deck!

by thypalsh October 30, 2008

Holy republic of Mormonistan

What the so called state of Utah actually is.

"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."

by Docktor strangelove August 31, 2011

Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

While most people enjoy Texas Hold 'Em, Mormons enjoy Mormon Hold 'Em.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 6, 2006

Mormon

1. the ancient redactor and complier of the Book of Mormon presented as divine revelation by Joseph Smith

2. Latter-Day Saint; especially: a memeber of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

They go to a Mormon church.

by ABC Check June 29, 2005

mormon

NOT A CULT
the sweetest, nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
we ARE christian and do NOT worship joseph smith,we believe everyone has a chance and that we will all return to heaven to be with heavenly father and jesus christ. we live worthy lives and some choose to go on missions to preach the word of God but we are not forced to. we are not brainwashed and our guidlines are for the better of everyone. i am very proud to be mormon and everyone thinks thats weird but i love it and i dont care what everyone thinks of me

im proud to be mormon

by megan May 7, 2005

The book of Mormon

A religious holy book that is reverenced by Mormons, who are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Written by Joseph Smith, who is alleged to have received an Angelic revelation revealing the location of golden plates of which tell the tale of Christ visiting the American natives shortly after being resurrected. Those who adhere to this religion are known to wear what is described by many as "Holy Underwear". Mormons are forbidden to be referenced by the first name, instead opting for the title of "Elder", or "Sister". As one with half a brain could probably deduce, it is a religion of pure bullshit. Obvious bullshit.

Elder Johnson: Oh, Tom...I think...I just shit my Holy Underwear! What am I going to do?

Elder Richards: Hey, shit for brains...I thought I told you to call me Elder. So you shit your holy drawers? Don't worry. It is Holy Shit now. Damn, that stinks!

Atheist: Hey, don't worry guy! Just tear a few pages out of The Book of Mormon, and use it to wipe your ass. It is basically what it is, an ass-wipe.

Elder Johnson: *scratches chin* You know...I think maybe you are right...

by SevereveS December 3, 2010

Monsontra, Beniquila

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic of Popes, Pinaples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Fippleosa McDurfur and Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

I am a great admirer of the work of Beniquila Monsontra.

by Mel July 15, 2008