Midgeman

A very short individual, not short enough to be classified as a midget.

Jaclyn: "Haha, hey look at Tille, isn't she a midgeman?"

Emilia: "Yes, Oh yuck, she's so short"

Jaclyn: "Hey midgeman, come over here"

Tillie (midgeman): "oh hey guys"

Emilia: "Did you know you're a midgety midgeman?"

Tillie: "(sigh), yes"

by Mr Mc October 23, 2008

Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

by Ella B February 10, 2009

Midgetesque

adj. When someone is really short but is not technically classified as a midget by the standard of 3'8'' from the Little People of America (LPA). This word is important because it is rare to find someone that is legally a midget, so when you want to make a joke about the short person in the group they don't make it not funny anymore by saying, "Well technically blah blah blah..."

John: You should just get a midget to sit in front of your TV to change the channels

Adam: Dude if I could find one I'd even pay them.

John: You could totally pay Taylor to do that, she's looking for a job

Adam: Yea, she is pretty midgetesque.

John: Is that even a word?

Adam: I don't know, it's probably on Urban Dictionary and if not it will be soon.

*actual facebook conversation*

by whosadam October 4, 2009

Midgin

Midgin' is a feeling like when your buzzin after drinking alcohol. It happens when you have had enough alcohol to get a midget drunk, which in comparison is a relatively small amount of alcohol.

I just did a beer bong with a midget. He's drunk, i feel midgin.

by bptornado July 10, 2011

Midgetism

The act of having a large head and funny looking fingers.

I'm not going to have sex with that kid singing on youtube because he has midgetism.

by sublimemind June 4, 2012

Midget Man

A small man who is increadibly small but often may just look ir feel small to your much larger supremecy. To be a midget man you must be very small otherwise you are a small man

Lucas us so small he is a midget man!

by The lamppost February 10, 2015

Midget Spinner

Were a midget is spun around in the air as a group of guys flip bubbles.

Damn, look at that midget spinner.

by Soy ugly April 25, 2019