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Manual Spliff

The act of ripping a joint and a cigarette at the same time.
"I know its messing with the rotation but pass me that joint so I can hit the manual spliff"
by mikamellian February 24, 2023
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Manflake

a fuck your feeling straight male who gets offended by being told no
Dude bro became a real manflake when she rejected him.
by Wasteland Sage June 7, 2023
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manually getting bent

Bro he was manually getting bent!
by mama oh mama July 2, 2023
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manufactured crisis

Manufactured crises are when a person or a group cries out to others that something or someone is in danger from a different something or someone... when it really isn't. This is either because the claimed threat doesn't actually exist, or the claimed threat doesn't actually credibly threaten the thing that is purported to be threatened.

Unfortunately manufactured crises can be just as believable and seem just as real and dangerous as real crises when put together well. This especially goes if the reasoning behind manufactured crises plays to peoples' already existing prejudices and preconceptions about the things or other groups of people that are cast as being a threat.

Manufactured crises are frequently used in politics to rile up supporters and win over new ones. They often have a lot of overlap with conspiracy theories due to their shared nature of being untrue at their core. Hateful ideologies like antisemitism, homophobia, xenophobia, etc are also often propped up by manufactured crises that say that Jews/gays/foreigners/some other group are a threat to us, our family, our children, our country, our way of life, whatever.
ben: We've got to stop the gays. They're brainwashing and indoctrinating our children and turning them gay in our schools with all that diversity and inclusion bullcrap they're pushing! It's all part of their agenda!

chris: Simmer down, ben. Take a rational look at what's actually happening. Even if you feel uncomfortable around gay people, that whole bit about schools brainwashing children into being gay is nothing more than a manufactured crisis by right-wing leaders to rile you up. What schools are doing is teaching about the fact that queer people exist and that they should be respected the same as you would any other person. It's nowhere near being the "brainwashing" that the news pundits hype it up to be, and the goal certainly isn't to "turn our children gay".
by ngicecream July 6, 2023
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manlaibayar

Manlaibayar is a last name that is unique and mostly people can’t pronounce it correctly and this last name is organized in Mongolia 🇲🇳 so if you have the last name you are amazing.
Person: your last name is manlaibayar no fair!!
You : yes, ikr
by Manls July 21, 2023
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manilate

Turning into a maniac and the act of heading and or planning to destroy something near you. Losing ones mind and planning on destruction of a TV, car, House, or other tangible property.
There is a story of a Killdozer that took out a Colorado town. The owner of the armored bulldozer for two years secretly planned out a manilating of the surrounding town and businesses. So the man manilated the destruction of the town and then carried it out. Another example: At 4:30 AM I jumped the fence to the neighbors yard where the white kids were blasting Gangster rap, I was in a frenzied manilation moment and then the stereo was picked up and thrown into the pool, thereby manilating it completely.
by RussianRobot July 25, 2023
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Manglastra Ocanala

Noun

1. Full name Manglastra Ocanala, often shortened to Manglastra. Once human demons that crave to be human once more, who haunt the living out of jealousy, filling minds with negative thoughts about their life, goals, life choices, etc. to halt joy for living and instead elicit anxiety, depression and ultimately suicide.

2. The anxiety, melancholy, depression, etc. or any negative effects felt by a human after a visitation from a Manglastra.

3. The source of negative human thought; anxiety, depression, melancholy, etc.

Coined by writer Deborah Joan Jones as in her 2023 fantasy poem, ‘Manglastra Ocanala’.
Bob: “I feel so depressed today. My idea for that new business was stupid. Why would I think I’d be any good at that”.
Sue: “Enough with the Manglastra, Bob. That’s not you talking. It was a great idea!”

Filled with Manglastra, she berated herself and resigned herself to the fact she would never amount to anything.

His depression disappeared once he realized it was simply Manglastra.

The Manglastra Ocanala whispered to her as she slept, filling her waking thoughts with doubts about her ability and future.
by Bee Sixx September 2, 2023
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