by skinny blowpop March 30, 2023

Usually friends with Jimmy Garden. Good at rocket league. Very pretty. Annabelle Hopkins are attracted to this specimen. Has a 57.7769955362 inch schlong with extra ketchup
by Jimmy garden October 12, 2020

A grugma male is the most dominant male even more than the sigma male, they become a grugma male from being different. When you help someone and cut them down. now that's a grugma male.
"Hey you want me to help you with your groceries?" "Sure" *runs away with groceries* "John your such a grugma male"
by Aden-cord April 27, 2022

A male with similar traits to a Sigma male, however is made entirely of dead shrubs and other flammable foliage. They lay their spawn by squatting onto a tree and laying a large embryo, out of which hundreds of grape-sized Kerosene Males will emerge after a couple weeks. Kerosene Males like to frolic in dusty meadows and overrun small towns, slaughtering innocent adults and children without mercy. When they pass away, Kerosene Males stand calmly in place and wait until they become a leafy, yellow and rotting monument of their existence.
“A Kerosene Male emerged from the forest and devoured my newborn son this morning, I suppose this might be a problem”
by Chicago Male October 1, 2022

by Hi489 December 3, 2018

by GABIMARU THE SAIYAN May 30, 2023

A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.
Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.
I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.
Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male
Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.
Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male
Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
by PC Slayer Sword December 13, 2022
