Guy- Will you go out with me?
Girl- I .. um.. I'M A LESBIAN ???
Guy- Ohhh oh ok.
Next day
Guy - I asked Jess out last night.
Guys friend - Oh yeah how'd it go ?
Guy - She's a lesbian.
Guys friend - What ? No she isn't she went out with that Jason guy last year. Dude she had "Lesbian Syndrome " .
Guy - Damn! I got lesbian syndromed again .
Girl- I .. um.. I'M A LESBIAN ???
Guy- Ohhh oh ok.
Next day
Guy - I asked Jess out last night.
Guys friend - Oh yeah how'd it go ?
Guy - She's a lesbian.
Guys friend - What ? No she isn't she went out with that Jason guy last year. Dude she had "Lesbian Syndrome " .
Guy - Damn! I got lesbian syndromed again .
by Thatkidwhowritesstuff March 30, 2009
Get the Lesbian Syndrome mug.A female who is both emotionally and sexually attracted to other females. There are no sets of specific rules or requirements to being a lesbian, you do not have to wear boxer shorts, play football, or watch wrestling. You simply must have the capacity to be in love and sexually pleased by another female.
It is not a disease, it cannot by cured by a good hard boinking and to be frank, if you tried, most lesbians would gouge your eyes out.
And what about those women you see on the free porn-site previews? They aren't lesbians, they're just stupid women who need the cash and use their boobs to get it. That would be why they aren't looking lovingly into one another's eyes while they have their fun, in fact, they don't even notice each other, they're too busy sucking their fingers and staring at the camera.
And to all you religious people out there who say that homosexuality is against everything God stands for, let me remind you of a few little facts behind your religion. God doesn't make mistakes, especially not big mistakes that effect 10% of the world's population, so if a person is homosexual, they aren't going to hell. End of story.
It is not a disease, it cannot by cured by a good hard boinking and to be frank, if you tried, most lesbians would gouge your eyes out.
And what about those women you see on the free porn-site previews? They aren't lesbians, they're just stupid women who need the cash and use their boobs to get it. That would be why they aren't looking lovingly into one another's eyes while they have their fun, in fact, they don't even notice each other, they're too busy sucking their fingers and staring at the camera.
And to all you religious people out there who say that homosexuality is against everything God stands for, let me remind you of a few little facts behind your religion. God doesn't make mistakes, especially not big mistakes that effect 10% of the world's population, so if a person is homosexual, they aren't going to hell. End of story.
Stupid male: You're a dyke, eh? How 'bout I rip off those boxers of yours and teach what it is to really be ****ed.
Lesbian: How about I rip your tiny weener out of your thong and feed it to my dog?
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Porn-Girl: I'm sucking my finger to get it all wet for her! Honest!
Lesbian: ...Pathetic.
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Homophobic religious freak: Damn ye to hell! Cast off your disgusting perversions and go toward the light!
Lesbian: Why don't you go toward the light? Y'know, on a freeway, towards a heavy goods vehicle?
Lesbian: How about I rip your tiny weener out of your thong and feed it to my dog?
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Porn-Girl: I'm sucking my finger to get it all wet for her! Honest!
Lesbian: ...Pathetic.
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Homophobic religious freak: Damn ye to hell! Cast off your disgusting perversions and go toward the light!
Lesbian: Why don't you go toward the light? Y'know, on a freeway, towards a heavy goods vehicle?
by blacksummer_88 September 9, 2006
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A very rich person, pure caker, who has no other interests in life other than getting drunk, wear abercrombie clothes, and to suck dick.
"Broski, I just got like 5 shirts from Abercromie, sooo solid, I'm getting so juiced tonight"
"Dawg, your such a fucking leasider"
"Dawg, your such a fucking leasider"
by Karl.M November 27, 2009
Get the Leasider mug.Something you say when you are swearing on something, originated from saying "I swear on Lesbian Porn bro".This is the most sacred swear imaginable and it is physically and mentally impossibly to break. Only The Best of friends can use the lesbian porn swear.
Kane- Dude! Randy, This girl wants my dick bruh!!
Randy- Dude...Foreal?!?
Kane-Lesbian Porn Bro
Randy-Damn dude......
Randy- Dude...Foreal?!?
Kane-Lesbian Porn Bro
Randy-Damn dude......
by Koozey May 2, 2011
Get the Lesbian Porn mug.A woman who is pretending to be a lesbian for a photo shoot. You can usually spot differences between a real lesbian and a photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1 : Did you see that picture of those to girls together? Hot!
Boy 2: Yeah, but one is a total Photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1: How do you know?
Boy 2: One girls has long-ass nails. I don't think girls want a nail shoved up their vagina!
Boy 2: Yeah, but one is a total Photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1: How do you know?
Boy 2: One girls has long-ass nails. I don't think girls want a nail shoved up their vagina!
by Alesbianwithshortnails. June 12, 2011
Get the Photo shoot lesbian. mug.1.A lesbian who knows that you can look like a girl and still date them.
2.A type of lesbian that loves getting her hair and nails done, shopping, and cute shoes, but still only prefers the company of other feminine women.
3. The best type of woman on the planet.
4. A lesbian who refuses to date butches/studs because they are just like men to her.
5. A lesbian who rejects anything masculine.
6. An ultra-gay lesbian, almost as gay as the stud-on-stud lesbian.
2.A type of lesbian that loves getting her hair and nails done, shopping, and cute shoes, but still only prefers the company of other feminine women.
3. The best type of woman on the planet.
4. A lesbian who refuses to date butches/studs because they are just like men to her.
5. A lesbian who rejects anything masculine.
6. An ultra-gay lesbian, almost as gay as the stud-on-stud lesbian.
I am a lipstick lesbian because I put on eyeliner, a skirt and heels to go to the club and look pretty so I can possibly meet another girl that put on eyeliner, a skirt and heels for the club.
by Plumgirl3333 September 10, 2008
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