A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 17, 2023
Get the Leaf Blowermug. Yo, I heard Chauncey got the plug for that lettuce Leaf, That mf owes me 30 dollaz i'm finna make him smoke me out.
Ja'Bryan always has the best Lettuce Leaf man. But La'Randy always gives me the low for that Lettuce Leaf!
Ja'Bryan always has the best Lettuce Leaf man. But La'Randy always gives me the low for that Lettuce Leaf!
by GeddyFribbs February 16, 2017
Get the Lettuce Leafmug. Aw lil guy
by Dotty old sod July 27, 2023
Get the Leaf bugmug. by HermioneDanger June 28, 2020
Get the Leafmug. Hot, sexy, tight, little bod of a man. Very smart and rational. Probably into philosophy and listening to 2000’s Will.I.Am and Usher throwbacks. Only eats once a day and when he does eat it’s candy. Publicly very, very sweet and nice, but behind closed doors is sassy.
by trbin8tor February 16, 2021
Get the Leafmug. When a guy lifts his balls up against dick,then grabs his balls and the head of his dick between his thumb and pointer finger, resembling a three leaf clover.
by Aliandher December 5, 2013
Get the Three Leaf Clovermug. Leaf is the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He is a great bf and is so cute and wholesome it’ll kill you.
by Sy_ January 30, 2022
Get the Leafmug.