Lazy Susan

A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.

Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.

by Pierre Longcock January 13, 2011

Lazy Suzy

Means nothing but sounds dirty. Used in conversation to make oneself sound more knowledgeable or more successful in bed than is actually true

"I got my first Lazy Suzy last night - holy hell!!"
"Whats a Lazy Suzy"
"You don't know what a lazy suzy is???"

by Raven_mad December 17, 2011

Lazy Girlfriend

Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.

Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?
Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.

by DKNJ420 December 24, 2008

lazy top

Something bottoms tell themselves they are to make themselves feel better.

Wow, my boyfriend likes to claim he’s a lazy top but we all know he’s such a bottom.

by Yeeyeefrqntin April 10, 2020

lazy susan

(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

lazy days

a day of gettin high my brothuhh.

also see shwayze's "Lazy Days"

lazy days in los angeles
if it ain't yo parents it's the damn police

by nigga boyyy October 20, 2008

Lazy Susan

An explicit sex move where the girl just takes it from the guy. She does not show emotion or say a word but just lays there and takes it.

Casey: What's a Lazy Susan

Chris: Well it's where a girl just takes it. It was named after that shy skanky girl Susan.

by Christopher Chan November 17, 2007