Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

Hofstadter's Law by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Warowl’s first law of counter strike 

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.

Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.

Warowl’s first law of counter strike by Curio234 April 15, 2021

Harambe's Law 

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/islamophobe" is Leftist code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, or Homophobic is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.

"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"

Harambe's Law by F.U. Arock November 15, 2016

Kes’s Law 

Originating on May 4, 2020, iFunny user Kes77 commented on a post about RemingtonTheMexican’s child grooming discord. Kes77 said, “stare into the bait long enough and it will stare back at you.” Immediately following this, user A_Poor_Sinner replied with “Kes’s Law.” The idea behind Kes’s Law is that eventually too much indulging in “ironic” humor, acts, and beliefs will eventually morph into those acts, humor, and beliefs becoming unironically held. What was once bait becomes reality for the user. This law ranks now with other well known laws, such as Bidoof’s Law and Garf’s Law.

“Hey man did you hear that Steve became a femboy?”
“After months of posting memes about it? Yeah.”
“Guess that’s just Kes’s Law.”

Kes’s Law by CopeCringLarp May 6, 2020

Cousin-in-law 

She or he married my cousin.

Me: She or he is my cousin-in-law.

Cousin-in-law by Sakurakage August 9, 2019

Cat Law 

Ever hear someone saying they’re “trapped” or “can’t move” because of their cat? Well, it’s simple. By cat law, you are not allowed to move if a cat is on you, no matter how small the body part is. If a cat is on you and comfortable, you cannot move. You also can’t move the cat. That is an evil act.

Don’t forget, you don’t own the cat. The cat owns you.

“Hey can you hang out today?”
“No, sorry. I’m binded by Cat Law. I can’t move man.”
“Oh dang. That’s unfortunate. Let me know when your cat moves.”
“Will do, catch you later.”

Cat Law by hhhhhhanon :) May 14, 2019

Chunky's Law 

A rule that states, "I might have stolen your joke, but I said it louder and more people laughed, therefore it is my joke." First coined by the infamous Chunky.

Guy: Hey you stole my joke
Other guy: Sorry bro, Chunky's Law

Chunky's Law by gregenergy February 7, 2020