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pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back
me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016
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a lass with ass

An attractive Scottish girl with an ass to match.
Person 1: Bonnie has a perfect face, gorgeous red hair and a fantastic behind. Yep, she's a lass with ass.
by Qtw/booty April 6, 2016
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Meat Lasso

A sex trick usually performed in snuff films. During this maneuver, a male takes is penis and wraps it around his victims neck. He then proceeds to hang the victims from a high place, suffocating the victim with his massive dong.
If I go out, I want to make it memorable... Johnny, get your Meat Lasso ready! It's time to shine...
by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016
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chase lassurre

He can be a jackass but he will also make you feel safe and special he might not know how important you are intill you leave but he will always make you smile also he has beautiful eyes.
Chase lassurreThe one that will fight for you the one that makes you feel safe the one that got away.
by -A.w June 30, 2017
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Walker Lasso

A playful hold to pin a sexual partner underwater allowing penetration into the anus; always accompanied by a reach-around.
Jack was enjoying a pretty non-eventful day until Kyle pleasantly surprised him with the Walker Lasso.
by KSKreeper July 10, 2017
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absolute lass

A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.
That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.
by Theabsoluteunit July 2, 2018
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Skip-lass

Tomorrow i'm going to skip-lass because i'm tired
by Oxford1111 August 13, 2018
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