Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.

"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"

by MasterBater February 4, 2013

Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025

Lap

A statement to doing something on a daily. When something is "Your" or "A Lap" it means you regularly do it. Its easy.

Two vs one is my lap. You fight two people alone on a daily.

by Hobbsicle April 23, 2022

new lap

new lap is a word with the meaning of a new lap in running or in a another words a name of a minecraft server own by 3 owners and devs the owners are pizza ahoy and charms and the other devs are foxman and barfy

to talk about new lap

by new lap team June 18, 2023

Turd Lapping

When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.

Richard returned to his desk beaming with pride after turd lapping his coworker in the restroom.

by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025