juan hernandez-rico

SomeJuan who wears a red and black jacket as he smacks me right now for writing this definition

Juan Hernandez-Rico get your red and black jacket out of the kitchen

by Fromthekid January 29, 2015

juan ortega pineda

A gay cunt that works as a prostitute because he doesn't have any money. He also likes to give blowjobs for free because he loves sucking dicks.

Juan Ortega Pineda is a cunt

by Bliz May 14, 2015

Pulling a Juan

An 18 year old virgin

Bro it's 3 days before your 18th birthday and you still haven't fucked yet.Your pulling a Juan .

by Jerry730 July 19, 2016

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.

He's Juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best

Juan Simon is da bomb

by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016

Juan Minute

Juan Minute
A minute in which a person or persons is more productive than most individuals would be in a normal minute

That fence only took Juan Minute to build

by bayster127 June 30, 2019

Juan

A fatass that caused the earthquakes in California and leads a Gag group called killer cartel

Juan: * jumps once*
Cali: woah a earthquake!

by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019