January 16

It’s give your girlfriend a kiss national day.

Hey it’s January 16 pucker up and go kiss your girlfriend

by Kingslayer4555 January 13, 2021

january 4

january 4 is a day to skip school

hey tomorrow is january 4 so you know what that means!” “ oh ya!”

by @queenbee January 1, 2020

January 27

January 27

January 27

by Griffo mo January 26, 2021

January 1, 1970

1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.

2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.

1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.

2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.

2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

January 24th

The day satan climbs out of the depths of hell and fucks up everyone’s day

Fuck it’s january 24th tomorrow

by YeetersonMcPeterson October 17, 2019

January 1

Today is the day where you make new year’s resolutions that you will never complete and drop all of your old thots day.

Him: Why don’t you talk to me?

Me: it’s January 1 sorry dude

by aNoNaThOt October 19, 2019

January 28

Bad bitches bday. This day is designated to Puerto Ricans, thiccys, and chubbawubbas. Any girl born on this day is an utter clown. And has big b00bs :). Although they are queens THEIR MOTHERS remain elite. And they also can get any guy they want AND IT SHOWS.

Damn you were born on January 28, bust it open
I like eboys because I was born on January 28

by caitygurl November 3, 2019