Jan Berentsen

A cute little boy with a cute little nike tech jacket they also tends to loveeee wiskunde

Look at that cute little Jan berentsen I just need to pet him

by Jandecooleman February 25, 2025

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Jan

A term originating from the popular phrase "Sure, Jan," it is a nickname given to someone you know is a liar. It can also be yelled at someone sporadically during a very important Twitter debate, or when some autist you know is obviously lying.

Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.

You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.

Jan: You don't have to worry about him Tod, we're just friends.
Tod: Sure, Jan.

by Super Zinba October 1, 2020

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Jan 29th

Slap you're besties the hole day

on jan 29th i slapped my bestie

by JustJessii January 28, 2021

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Jan

Jan is a guy who likes playing football and basketball and would always be captain. He crys alot and also heartbroken once but he will find a girl eventually. Has a childhood friend who is always there for him and he will like her. He is very attractive to most girls and is also very handsom,tall and very kind.....mainly used for filipino names. Likes kissing his girlfriend if he has one. Also can be put with Jeff.

Lyka:Jan your so cute when you play football!
Jan:Thanks....
Me:Hey get away from my boyfriend!

by jelly juice March 19, 2019

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Jan Syndrome

The Jan syndrome also known as no eyebrows bitch is the lack of eyebrows or facial hair; and partakes in the consumption of guinea pigs also known as cuy. Also, suffers from the deadly Ruth-less virus.

Good thing I don’t have the Jan syndrome because I’m not a bitch.

by PanchoK May 3, 2021

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