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Skill Issue

1. When someone complains to you and it’s not your fault

2. When you see someone struggling with something, that’s their skill issue
1. “So can you go to the party on Saturday?”
“Nah sorry I can’t, my mom grounded me”
“Skill issue”

2. *Struggling to draw a circle*
“Skill issue”

“Really???”
by ItsJust.Me May 20, 2023
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Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.
I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.
by Voxicles May 23, 2023
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monumental skill issue

a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.

This phrase elevates the more commonly known "skill issue" and is guarantee to cause whomever you use this phrase upon to burst a blood vessel.

it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.

see also: BM; toxic
'Monumental skill issue being defined'
'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like a monumental skill issue'
'Usually worse than skill issue'
The Tim wanted me to scarce you comes from the derived term skill issue usually meaning that the person who has a skill issue is worse than a skill issue it is then become a monumental skill issue'
by _soul_ June 28, 2023
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skill issue

when something (usually a simple task) goes extremely wrong. it is used as an insult to tell someone they've done badly.
if you fail at something you can normally do or others around you can do with ease
1: did you see that guy fall over when he was meeting the president
2: yeah, such a skill issue
by No1CheeseBall June 16, 2024
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Twitter’s biggest issue

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it
by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024
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