twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.
"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".
by Juan 12 October 23, 2007
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hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!
Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018
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cupid's ear

A situation in which one has a severe crush, to the extent that they hear their crush's name being mentioned, even though this isn't the case
"Can you grab some bread?"

"Did you say something about Brad?"
"No, you totally have cupid's ear!"
by YesIjustSaidThat July 27, 2014
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UFC ears

When your a lad but you can't get lade cuz you got one of those UFC years.
Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!
by UFC ears December 20, 2020
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cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.
I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!
by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017
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Ear-nut

An Ear-nut happens when you hear a beautiful sound/noise and your ear orgasms.
"Yo Jake I had an ear-nut when I heard Brianna Hernandez sing"-Nicholas Pereira
by papi p January 21, 2020
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ear bubbling

sucking on a partners ear whilst fornicating, to the point of ear lobe stretching
Breanna dabbles in ear bubbling on certain Wednesdays in the fall.
by executiveSA September 18, 2013
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