When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.
by Heyitsgalaxycreeper June 9, 2018
Get the Ordering a diet Cokemug. While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.
You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.
Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012
Get the ordering off the menumug. Let's get one thing straight: You ARE trying to kill me with this. When I die alone "without ever having any real friends" after spending the vast majority of my life being derided almost exclusively so you can use me as an instrument for ridicule in a way that leaves me unallowed to retaliate, that isn't "you not killing me." Sorry, I'm not an incest cultists so nobody told me that I was just subject to your whim, ad infinitum. Which is par for the course in a place where I'm expect treat women like pleasure dictators that imbue the subject of THEIR whim with an inflated value that then multiplies AND COMPOUNDS. That sounds like a DEBT. Or a LOAN.
A fucking retard "But a GOOD person would forgive us. Jesus would forgive us."
Hym "You mean the guy you fucking mangled in spite of the fact that he didn't to anything wrong? Fuck that guy. As a matter of fact, if you were fucking that guy he wouldn't be getting nailed to some wood."
A retard "Well if you're not a GOOD person then you're a BAD person and then-"
Hym "I'm subject to your whims again? Yeah. That seems to be a general theme. And now that my fate affects you there are orders of magnitude? What order of magnitude is weaponize schizophrenia and harvesting my soul for consumption? Because... BOTH OF THOSE THINGS WERE ALREADY HAPPENING BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING. Am I working of the debt you deferred good enough yet or what?"
Hym "You mean the guy you fucking mangled in spite of the fact that he didn't to anything wrong? Fuck that guy. As a matter of fact, if you were fucking that guy he wouldn't be getting nailed to some wood."
A retard "Well if you're not a GOOD person then you're a BAD person and then-"
Hym "I'm subject to your whims again? Yeah. That seems to be a general theme. And now that my fate affects you there are orders of magnitude? What order of magnitude is weaponize schizophrenia and harvesting my soul for consumption? Because... BOTH OF THOSE THINGS WERE ALREADY HAPPENING BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING. Am I working of the debt you deferred good enough yet or what?"
by Hym Iam April 11, 2025
Get the Orders of Magnitudemug. Warning Order: Prior to burying ones cock in a juicy ass, you stick a lubed thumb (often lubed by suckling on it slightly and removing it from your mouth with a satisfying 'pop' sound) in the chocolate factory as a 'warning order" of what's next to come.
Warning order: a military order given to troops so they can begin preparations for a mission prior to receiving a full set of orders.
Warning order: a military order given to troops so they can begin preparations for a mission prior to receiving a full set of orders.
Thank God Arthur gave me a warning order last night! I swear if he didn't, I wouldn't have relaxed and I may have developed anal fissures.
God Dammit Nic, you could at least give me a warning order before slipping your D in my ass! I barely noticed you in there!
My boyfriend never gives me a warning order before he pounds my brownie factory.
God Dammit Nic, you could at least give me a warning order before slipping your D in my ass! I barely noticed you in there!
My boyfriend never gives me a warning order before he pounds my brownie factory.
by Aaidan725 June 13, 2019
Get the Warning Ordermug. Similar to Star Wars, however this is the direction your CEO gives when he wants to fuck the whole company.
Our company was profitable with happy customers until Todd executed Order 69 and just fucked everyone over. Say goodbye to our bonuses.
by Flexo Rodriguez August 21, 2021
Get the Order 69mug. by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Who Ordered This Shalashaskahastalavista?!?<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When several people are ordering at a restaurant and someone orders something big or good or deep fried and then some skinny bitch at the table orders like a side salad or a cup of tea or some other weird try hard skinny bitch shit basically the order itself is a dis to the person who originally ordered.
Yeah I don’t know like I hope she’s okay and healthy and everything but last time we went out together she kept going to the bathroom alone and then didn’t order anything all night I feel like she might have an eating dis order.
by BobFlossy April 22, 2023
Get the Eating Dis Ordermug.