Illinois

We ain’t fuckin Chicago. Piss off with that bullshit. Illinois is a beautiful state in areas like good parts of Chicago, Springfield, Alton, Bloomington, and other cities. Taxes are shit and our politicians are corrupt but it’s all good because we eat corn

Some dumbass) hey i heard you’re from Illinois right? How’s the big city?
A chad from south Illinois) go fuck yourself you fucking dick eatin piece of pissed on dog shit I’m about 30 minutes northeast of St. Louis

by SpeedyNormal3 February 23, 2020

Illiana Christian High School

A school in Lansing, Illinois now Dyer, Indiana where all the kids are spoiled snobby and rich. The school moved from the African American culture and sucks at educating its children.

Wow, Illiana Christian High School is moving again.

by yeeyeegirl987654321 September 19, 2018

Illinois

Illinois? Hmm...don't you mean Chicago?

Where you live?
Chicago!
Oh, Illinois!
No..Chicago.
. . .

by MasterPeep09 October 21, 2010

illin

layin back with ur best guys smokin and drankin

Sorry i cant talk right now, im illin wit Big Spence,Big Sean and logan the three most crazy loked out sons of bitches ever!

by sean mcguire November 1, 2005

Illinois State University

A mediocre, Tier 3 Ranked University (U.S. News), that specializes in education. Originally founded as a "Normal" School, Illinois State (ISU) is a common choice for those not academically strong enough for prestigious University of Illinois or a better University. Illinois State is located within the towns of Bloomington and Normal Illinois. The area is a blue collar, depressed looking city which has an extremely high larceny risk (CLRSearch.com). Not only does the campus and surrounding neighborhood have a dim and melancholy feel, for the future of education within the state of Illinois is in great danger after massive budget cuts within the state legislature.

Hey John, I just received my acceptance letter from Illinois State University!

"Oh, what happened to UofI?"

"...yeeaaa, didn't get accepted..."

"sucks! you're going to be a poor poor man"

by theShrewedWizard April 12, 2010

Illingworth

A word often substituted for 'dipshit'.

Ah man why would you do that? You are such an illingworth!

by omnomnom123 April 22, 2009

illinois

A state that looks down on every one. They are all stuck up assholes here. They can't drink beer for shit. They cant even make pizza right. And Lincoln was born in Kansas dumb asses

I am going to Illinois to shit on all the stupid people and fail at doing a keg stand.

by wd40kid February 18, 2009