Christopher Martin

A very deep and emotional guy who tells you "to listen to your heart when its calling to you"
He enjoys listening to music by regina spektor and is a chronic gamer addicted to LOL. For this reason he will probably never get a girlfriend.

Look at Christopher Martin, he is damn fine,

by Gabby Macchi December 13, 2012

Christopher

A Christopher named is usually classed as a Jewbacabra. One that doesn't like to part with money.

Did you ever get that £20 from Christopher last year?

No he keeps saying I owe him money.

by fkjellyfish January 13, 2018

Christopher

A big penis sucker mmmmm

I'm a christopher

by 1847482938 May 28, 2018

Christopher

A guy with a big gap in his mouth. He dates girls with the same gap. He likes his girls big and chunky, and who look like Dora the Explorer. His girls tend to be loud and obnoxious and aren’t usually funny

That Christopher has a big gap!

by Feever February 19, 2019

Christopher Robinson

someone who likes to tickle my balls

Christopher Robinson just tickled my balls last night

by I made ur mom hard December 18, 2019

Christopher Columbus

A man who raped several 9 and 10 year old kids, murder of 8 million arawaks while enslaving them, cannibalism, feeding babies to dogs, stealing hundreds of thousands of square acres of land, (Illegally) using biological weapons and diseases to kill 97 million people, and sending over 9000 to Europe as Slaves.

Sure, let’s all celebrate the day of Christopher Columbus, the man who committed too many sins to count.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff December 1, 2020

Christopher

Watch out for these ladies. They will get you knocked up and leave you before your daughter turns 6.

A: Man who was that? He seems terrible!
B:just a Christopher. I guess I should be more careful!

by Jules3245 December 7, 2018