horseblinding

When you are amidst intercourse with a female and wish to "double team" her without her knowledge; place hands on either side of her face as to obstruct her peripheral vision. Bring in other male.

"Dude, I was totally horseblinding this chick last night. She had no idea."

by Billy Shore October 20, 2009

horse neutral

the act of being neither yay nor neigh about horses.

a horse neutral neither likes nor dislikes horses or the idea of horses

by fatal bert January 20, 2011

Horned Bird

A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.

My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?

by an on e muz October 22, 2011

horse laugh

Laughing so hard and with such volume that you look like a horse that's choking on a whole chicken.

Look at that girl over there horse laughing. Her braids are about to come out!

by Manhappenins February 17, 2017

horse jerker offer

To reach down and rub a stallions man parts to collect his fairy juice

“Hey kids I’m just your friendly neighborhood horse jerker offer”

by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018

Horseface

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.

Oh my gosh it’s horseface

by MouldyPotatoPrincess October 18, 2018

horse cropping

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.

We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.

by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019