canada's history 

Successfully executing a rodeo rider after whispering into the girl's ear that you are from Canada. However, for a true Canada's history, one must substitute a penis for a moose antler, use maple syrup for lubrication and, most importantly, hoist the Stanley Cup up in the air after completion, yelling: "For Canada!"

"Dude, I stole the Stanley Cup so I could pull a Canada's History on your sister. I told her I was Canadian and she still let the antler stay in for like 10 seconds!"

canada's history by doo1442 February 5, 2010

canada's history 

the most gruesome sex act in the kama sutra that usually involves maple syrup, at least one moose, a duck, the stanley cup, and as many beavers as you'd like. This sex position is less popular than most others mainly because it is stickier than most, but is still gaining popularity in certain regions.

"hey stephen, wanna go have some hot sticky 'canada's history'-style sex?"

canada's history by colberttoldmeto17 February 4, 2010

canadian history 

previously known as the beaver, and recently brought to light by conservative comic Stephen Colbert from a recent trip with our winter olympic team to Canada;
canadian history is a sexual act performed by two mounties, a civilian with the use of a moose, a stanley cup , maple syrup, and a beaver. In this act a mounty preferably a male is sodomized by a the moose while the other one cuddles on the floor with the stanley cup while performing felacio on the civilian who had already trapped the beaver in his anus. This sexual act is all made possible due to the extent use of maple syrup as a form of lubricant.

for example: Talk show host stephen colbert recently gained a wide knowledge of "canadian history" from his recent trip up north this winter.

slogans: canada where a moose can get loose!
where mounties would mount you!

and my favorite
canada, where stephen colbert stuck a beaver in his derriere!

canadian history by negprop February 6, 2010

Canada's History 

To spend an entire night trying to do all of the sex acts described on urbandictionary.com

Including:
Angry Dragon
Alaskan Tailpipe
The Electric Chair
Cosby Sweater
Brown Necktie
The Carpet Cleaner
Chocolate Pizza
Dog In A Bathtub
rusty trombone
blimpie
Donkey Punches
Jelly Donut
The Flying Camel
Aunt Jemima's Gumbo
rose budding
Alabama Hot Pocket

and anything/everything else

"Last night me and this chick decided to get drunk and do Canada's History. And then after, we found out there's gonna be a magazine named that soon, CRAZY!"

Canada's History by MYMA1313 February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

An effective diversion for those who are caught in the act of Colbert Reporting.

Colbert Reporting involves bears, a speed skate, glen beck, pages from Sarah Palins autobiography, and yelling out " Apollo Anton OH NO"

When caught performing this audacious act, Colbert Reporters often divert attention by accusing others of performing Canada's history ( a true urban legend).

" What are you and Glen Beck doing in the back of Scott Brown's Truck?" ..... " Officer if you look two vehicles down you'll realize they're performing Canada's History" ......

Canada's History by I like Health Care February 6, 2010

Canada's History 

Canadians are nice, polite, non-violent people, so don't believe all this crap about moose antlers, maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, or mounties. In fact, nothing depraved ever happens in Canada. Up here north of the 49th, the term Canada's History simply refers to any friendly act of Sex in the Snow, wearing clap skates. And if Stephen Colbert doesn't know that, he should have his ombudsmanship revoked.

I have a degree in Canada's History, but they wouldn't let me in the Olympics anyway.

Canada's History by Eh, Hun? February 8, 2010

Canadian History 

A nation's history of diversity, struggle, and great success just like in any other country.

Nothing makes this Country's history better or worse then any other country's

It is not a extreme sexual act as suggested by Steven Colbert, on the Colbert Report

Is something most American's dont know anything about (See Rick mercer asks American's)

A subject taught in Canadian schools to share Canadian history with Canadian Children.

A subject in which the War of 1812 is shared and is talked about how Canada took over and burnt down the white house.

Canadian History by Bexstead February 5, 2010