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Obese Hamster

by TheNonObeseKat May 22, 2009
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Hamster Cheeking

putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.
My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.
by petsmaster2007 December 14, 2018
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hamster

A suggested renaming for a "wireless mouse," playing on the idea that it scurries around like a hamster, navigating through a digital landscape without a physical connection.
Ever since I got my new hamster, I can work from anywhere without worrying about tangled wires!
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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Hamstering

when you have a sun roof if the car and a boy lays on the top of the car with his dick sticking through the sun roof while the girl is licking it (like a hamster does to get water)
i was caught hamstering with my girlfriend
by Wjhdydhehfhidia March 17, 2024
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Syrian hamster

The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.
Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!
by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023
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The Hamster

When a man lies over the sunroof of a car, thus exposing their penis to be sipped from as if it were a hamster getting a drink of water.
“I took her to the Cheesecake Factory and she was so excited she wanted to give me the hamster right there in the parking lot.
by Rocky Mudds February 20, 2024
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hamster

noun - of course it's the cute furry rodent, but it's also a person who likes to hoard food or emergency supplies like toilet paper, bottled water, and hand sanitizer.
verb - to hamster is to hoard, or store away, extra stuff, usually more than you need or suddenly a bunch all at once.
Unbelievably, hamster means to hoard in German and Dutch and supposedly the animal got it's name from that.
The weatherman announced a big snowstorm was coming and everyone ran to the grocery store to hamster supplies.

That guy hamstered 25 cases of hand sanitizer when the covid pandemic first started.

Look at how much food she has in this closet -she's such a hamster!
by Valencia Kumquat February 28, 2021
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