Half Christmas

A tradition that celebrates the half-way point to Christmas, usually celebrated with fighting cleaning ladies and drinking a keg full of egg nog.

We need some wrapping paper, popcorn and string so we can celebrate half christmas the right way.

by Mr. Ballstein June 7, 2011

Half Life 2

A first person shooter that so outclassed others of the same time frame, almost no one played it on a console. But it still remains the definitive title on the PC.

It's best described in dialog.
Half Life 2: What's up man?
Halo 2: I'm cool!
HL2: Man f*#k you! You wouldn't know cool if it jumped up and bit you on yo weak ass.

by Admiral Monk October 8, 2008

dick and a half

dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.

Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!

by Kowulz April 11, 2007

half a fag

When a man is acting less than macho. Usually used by Italian-Americans while breaking balls. A mezzo finocchio.

Are you going to sit here, whining like half a fag because she left you? Fuggedaboutit! Go out there and get some new poontang.

by Agapito Lucca January 11, 2008

half-ass

The act of doing something without motivation or care as to the quality of the object at hand. To not give a shit.

Jon: "Damn we have a paper due tommorow?"

Chris: "Dude, don't fucking half-ass that shit."

by Cali4niaBreez October 4, 2005

Half UV

A vehicle that combines the elements of a car and SUV, but cannot be accurately described as either.

That green jeep is a Half UV.

by Sassi_b June 10, 2008

Half-Hitler

A complex action that involves subterfuge (stealing your bro's beer) physical dexterity (shoving said bottle down the back of your pants) and malicious intentions (the twist/rubbing of the bottle top across good old Mr.Taint). Replace the beer to the original location, sit back, then enjoy the satisfaction that can only come from a job well done.

The looming threat of a Half-Hitler is a very effective tool in the ongoing struggle against people drinking too much and acting like an ass.

by NumbaOneSon January 19, 2009