Greek Threesome

When 3 guys are sharing a house washroom;
Guy A - is showering
Guy B - is taking a dump
Guy C - is brushing his teeth

An egg timer is involved and set at 5-minute intervolves to insure that a proper rotation stays in place until they have completed a full cycle.

This morning my brothers and I were pressed for time so we had a Greek Threesome.

by Jer 12345 September 15, 2008

greenspun

Computer programming (verb): to build features into a language to compensate for a built-in limitation

From Greenspun's tenth rule: (see wikipedia: Greenspun's_Tenth_Rule)

"Ugh, someone needs to just greenspun lambdas into java somehow to get around all of this boilerplate."

by rictic October 20, 2006

Greensies

Fresh, dank (high quality) marijuana.

Yo, you got the greensies dawg?

by pigeonfest March 24, 2007

Greek Missile

The act of a Greek male ejaculating his load onto someone or something.

Jorge: Hey how did your date go last night?

Panos: Ohh! It went well, luckily she didn't have a pickled donut.

Jorge: Did you give her the Greek Missile?!

Panos: You bet! She got a German Snack Pack to go along with it.

Jorge: Gross bitch.

Panos: d

by Arousedgreek February 9, 2010

greek sausage fest

A Greek Sausage fest is when a Greek friend invites you onto his back seat of his car for some Dutch Ruddering

Hey ****, fancy a Greek Sausage Fest?

by whoppapappa March 8, 2011

Greek yogurt

Semen ejaculated by a Greek male. Better consumed fresh.

Woman - What’s the healthiest kind of yogurt?

Greek man - Greek yogurt. I make it fresh. You should come over and try it sometime.

by Nunyabiz March 14, 2018

greek

I’m 100% greek, your meals every night consist of your Yiayias meatballs and your mothers pastchio. You have ab 49492 cousins and you call all of your greek friends your cousins too, you usually get asked the comment questions “ did you watch big fat Greek wedding??” or “do you believe and zeus and like Poseidon?”. when your friends come over your parents feed them over amounts of food and they never leave the house on an empty stomach, and you’re easter is like a party for a whole week, you go to church for hours every day during that week and the italians boonk ganged our fucking meatballs, on thanksgiving you usually see ur theo and dad hanging a lamb from a tree in the backyard and cooking it calling it dinner, and your thea chases you around the house with the eye of the lamb on a fork telling you to eat it because it makes you “smarter” you always eat fish, lamb etc. Whole, meaning brain guts all that good stuff, you have an ego where greeks basically created everything on planet earth and it’s the most superior cutler to all others. and people don’t understand that we aren’t yelling, that’s how we talk. greeks are known for doing it in the ass. (doing it greek style) the common names are usually “niko, yianni, gorge, anastasia, eleni, etc.” and everyone’s last name is so long to pronounce is confusing and it always ends with “oulos” or “os”. All greeks are a big happy family and we all love each other and if ur not greek then gtfo, ur not invited

she has like 949299294 cousins.. she’s probably greek.

by Mypappouuseswindexformycuts October 28, 2018