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Allie: hey grant!
Grant: *too nervous to reply*
Allie: ...
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Grant's Amendment

A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.

Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.

The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
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grant plummer

A nice dude who is one of my best friends. If you know him than your lucky
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grant stewart

The type of guy that eats nails for breakfast, the type of guy that rides great whites naked through whirlpools, the type of guy that puts it in your butt and makes you want it deeper, the type of guy that takes shits that bitches fight over, the type of guy that fucks first and never takes names later, BOSS ASS NIGGA, the immortal, the punisher, the big and tall the one the only, the STEW.
That guy just blew a zebra!!!! OMG what a grant stewart!!!!
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Grant

Grant is the kind of person with blue eyes, blond hair, quiet when u don’t knoe him, when ur his friend he is loud as can be. He is cute. Don’t forget his bestie! Everyone needs a best friend, everyone needs an ella. They are perfect!
Hey do you know Grant? Well duh everybody does.
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grant zari

A dope sexy dude that is good at sports and gets all the girls
Do you that hot sexy dude over ther , it must be grant zari
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