Giant Ginger Monkey

A astonishing creature that once roamed our earth freely before going extinct.
"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
by big monkey muncher August 07, 2022
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The standing giant

It's when you stand directly under the shower hose so that water is pouring down your head while you pee.
-What did you do last night?
-I got really high and did the standing giant in the shower.
by Jpauliq August 13, 2020
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Giant-fucking-ass-crack

This is used when a woman has had to much for one night
Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later
by Nespa December 19, 2021
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Giant Bull

A man who is at least 6 foot 3 inch tall. Bodybuilder/Very Muscular. Cock 9 inch plus. Sexually adventurous.
my boyfriend is great, he's a giant bull, I love a huge powerful man.
by byxpereanz January 17, 2011
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giant monster balls

balls that are giant
"wow! what big giant monster balls you have!!"
by ilovejapaneseanal69 February 04, 2024
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Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.
by SudirtPigMan October 10, 2022
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Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 03, 2023
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