Ear fountain

Where a guy jizz's in a girl's ears and puts his dong so far down her throat her ear drums rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024

Golden fountain

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and dips his balls inside of it, hence the fountain

I did golden fountain with my cousin

by Mycousinkindathicc January 17, 2020

Glaze Fountain

A term used for when a girl stacks donuts on an erect penis before ejaculating, thus creating glazed donuts

Girl - “Hey, wanna go to the library and study?”
Boy - “No, I would much rather and stay here and enjoy a glaze fountain. Should we go to Dunkin’ Donuts now?

by thecshnic October 4, 2023

Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 5, 2023

fountain boy

A guy who lets bee people piss up his ass

Aaron is a real fountain boy

by Porkonashtick January 1, 2024

Fountain of me

An elegant form of colitis interruptus whereby the mail swiftly removed his loaded cock from his bitches pussy and proceeds to shoot his load in his ho's face whilst she try's to drink it as though it were a fountain.

Liquisha had just finished filming 16 and pregnant and was worried about future unplanned insemination so her baby daddy offered a fountain of me as an alternative to a condomless explosion of semantin her pussy.

by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014

Fountain Mountain

A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall

I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.

by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018